The blonde chick to the right is hilarious, pitching one-liners like, "That's what my cavity-search robot said this morning at the office." and "I was weeping in my cell."

In The Know: Are We Giving The Robots That Run Our Society Too Much Power?

Forget Global Warming.  President Executron says, "Fear Global Swirlies, You Pathetic Organ Sacks!"  You can see them and everything.

"The Russian Defense Ministry confirmed on Thursday that it launched a Bulava missile on Wednesday and that the missile's third stage failed."

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn18262-strange-norway-spiral-likely-an-outofcontrol-missile.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1234430/Mystery-spiral-blue-light-display-hovers-Norway.html

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30501433/vp/34352403#34328370

Written and performed by Charlie Kam.  Freakin' hilarious.

"I am the very model of a Singularitarian
I'm combination Transhuman, Immortalist, Extropian,
Aggressively I'm changing all my body's biochemistry
Because my body's heritage is obsolete genetically,
Replacing all the cells each month it's here just temporarily
The pattern of my brain and body's where there's continuity,
I'll try to improve these patterns with optimal biology,
("But how will I do that? I need to be smarter. Ah, yes...")
I'll expand my mental faculties by merging with technology,
Expand his mental faculties by merging with technology,
Expand his mental faculties by merging with technology
Expand his mental faculties by merging with technology..."

Via and full words at Imagining the Tenth Dimension

Charlie Kam bio: http://lifeboat.com/ex/bios.charlie.kam

This is what I had in mind for a front-end loader replacement in Crash a rama:

 The Subjugator - an art performance robot by Christian Ristow: 

http://christianristow.com/mchns.html

Why must everything cool cost so much? 

Ayya - Tibetan skull pendant with rotating Dorje in the mouth - $266

http://www.ayyawear.com/store/jewelry/pendants/tibetan-skull-pendant

Don't forget to check out the whole, steampunk-arific line:

http://www.ayyawear.com/store/jewelry/